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"DEAR LIBBY" WEB SITE FINALLY LAUNCHED
THE END IS IN SITE!

OUI HERE AT WELL LORE TAKE "COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM" VERY SERIOUSLY....JUST TO SHOW YOU THAT ITS THE GOD'S TRUTH....WE HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE OBJECTIVITY TO NEW HEIGHTS AND ALLOW A RADICAL, LEFT WING, COMMUNISTIC MEAN-SPIRITED, BUT ALSO EXTREMELY LOVING, (WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT) LIBERAL TO HAVE HERR OWN COLUMN! MEET LIBERWISKII SLOTALWAYSKI FROM LOSEOVENIA..... ALSO KNOWN TO EVERYBODY AS "LIBBY"
LIBBY: "WHY THE _ _ _ _ DID SOME _ _ _ _ LIKE YOU ASK ME ON YAR STEW-PIT WEB SITE!"
WL: WELL.............WE THOUGHT WE WOULD TRY TO DISPEL SOME OF THE UNFAIR, UNDESERVED, TIGHT-LIPPED, CLENCHED-FISTED, WAR-LIKE PREJUDICE SOME RADICAL NARROW-MINDED CONSERVATIVES HAVE TOWARDS POOR PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF.  WE THOUGHT WE'D BE MORE FAIR!
LIBBY: YAR JEST BAYING STEW-PIT AND SUR-CAUSTIC!  BASIDES...i'M NOT POUR! hiccup.....
WL:  LIBBY, IF YOU REALLY DON'T  HATE CONSERVATIVES AND don't  JUST WANT TO ROB THEM BLIND, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS HAND-OUT OPPORTUNITY AND SHOW THE WORLD HOW UNHARRIED AND TRULY  WITTY YOU ARE .......BY....... WRITING YOUR BLESSED VERSES FOR OUR COLUMN! BECAUSE WE HERE AT WELL LORE ARE ON THE MARCH FOR GOOD HUMOURS!  WON'T YOU GO LOCK-STEP AND ELBOW-TO=ELBOW WITH US?  PROVE THAT YOU DON'T REALLY JAB MINORITIES LIKE CONSERVATIVES, CONSERVATIVE  CATHOLICS, PROTESTANTS, JEWS, AND HOME MAKERS, FEMINIST HOMEMAKERS, READING AND SPELLING TUTORS!!!!!   YOU PLAY THE SAX DON'T YOU? DO YOU HAVE A MIDI TO SHARE?  AND  DON'T FORGET YOUR TRULY BRILLANT SAX HUMOUR AND "ALL THINGS MUSIC! DEMONSTRATE TO THE WORLD HOW SMART, WITTY, CHASTE.  CLEVER , AND MODEST YOU LIBERALS REALLY ARE AND YOU SHALL GO DOWN AS A FAMOUS PERSON IN HISTORY...FOR ALL TIME!!!!!!!
LIBBY: HEY.....THOT SOUNDS GROT! I'LL BE RAWL U-NICK, WARK RAWL HERD, AND WRIT MOOCH (BETWEEN PRACTICING MY SAX) AND CALL IT "DEAR LIBBY!!!!!!! HOWS THAOT! I'LL EVEN USE ME LABERAL CULLAGE ACHSENT!
WL: NOT BAD...NOT BAD....WELL.....I'L LEAVE YOU TO IT!
LIBBY: THE FARST WRITTER ASKS,

 "DARE LIBBY, HOW CAM YOUR SO SMERT?"  

I TOLD HER ITS BACUZ I HAVE A GUD LABERAL PSYCHOLOGIST THAT GIVES MA THREE SHATS A WEEK OF WHO NOWS WATT FOR MY PROBLEMS.  END I HAED A WINDERFUL CULLAGE LAW PROFESSOR AT THE MATHODIST LABERAL ERTS UNIVERSARTY NAMED HELLAIRI CLUNTEN!  SHAZ THE WIN WHO SHOWED ME HERR SPALLING...NOW I'M  SO GROT!  MONIKA LAWINSKA ELSO HALPED.

ALSO, i DON'T LIKE DAN QUALYE CAZ HE'S A TERRIBLE SPELLAR AND DOESN'T PLAY THE SAX IN PUBLIC LIKE I DO.  IN FACT, I PLAYED THE SAX FER PRESIDENTE BAEL CLINTON IN THE OVAL OFFICE!  HE WASN'T PAYING ATTANTION,  THO

WL: LIBBY....I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT YOUR SPELLING COULD BE SLIGHTLY IMPROVED.   HOW ABOUT YOU DICTATE TO ME AND I'LL WRITE IT ALL UP FOR YOU,    OAKY DOKEY?
LIBBY: WILL.....OK......HAY W.L. WHEN WAR DIN HAR, CAN WE TALL SOME DITTY JOKES MA LIVE-IN BEAUFRYEND SHARED WIT ME LEST KNIGHT?  
WL:  NO!....LIBBY...I'M TRULY SORRY, BUT WE THINK HERE AT WELL LORE THAT ONE CAN BE AN ADULT, STILL BE FUNNY,  AND NOT TRASH THE PLACE.  YOUR ABBESS BELIEVES IN YOU AND THINKS YOU CAN STILL BE HUMOROUS WITHOUT OFFENDING THE WHOLE OF  SOCIETY.  WHY NOT ....LIVE A LONG LIFE AND LOVE? JUST LEAVE THE DIRTY HUMOR FOR ALL  YOUR COMMRADES-IN-ARMS....LET THEM USE IT FOR THEIR  COMFORT AND RESPITE IN THE "DESERT OF LIFE" .....SO VITAL  DURING THESE TRYING TIMES.
LIBBY:  SEW YAR SEYING WE SHED BE CAEROUS...OPPS...I MEAN SEARIOUS (SURRY FOR THE ONE MISPELLED WORDE THAR)   YAR SEYING WEE SHED BA SAEROUS....SERT AUF LACK AN ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGER MOVIE. RITE!?

WL:  EXACTLY!  SORT OF ROBOTIC!

I DID TALE YEE I WIZ A SAX PLAYER THOUGH, DIDN'T I?
I LARNED HOW TO PLAY SAX ALL THE TIME FROMME MA LAW PROFESSOR HALARY CLANTON'S HISBANNED...HE'S A GOD SAX PLEYER AND USED TO CONSTANTLY PRAETICE  ALTHO HE'S SQUEEKING A LOT THESE DAYS IN HAARLAME WHEN HE TRYS TO HIT THE HIGH NOTES!  THEY ARE CALLING HEM "THE ANGEL OF HAARLEME!"  ISN'T THAT SWEAT!

CLICK HERE TO SEE A LAWYER  IN A PARADE!
CLIQUE HERE

UND HARS A  LAWYER BAYING A GROT LEADER!
THUS IST MA FEVEROT!  CLACK HAR

THUS ISN'T MY FEVEWROT WIN BUTTE I LACK ITT CAZ SHE LOOKS SEW PRATTY     CLOCK HERR

HERR'S A PACTURE OF THIS SWEAT WOO-MEN AFTER SHE'S GOTTEN ALL PRATTIED-UP AT THE HAR SALE-ON!  CLOOK HARR

IF YA MAC FIN OF MA, I WILL SICCCCK A SCAREY
MANSTAR AFTER YA.  CLUCK HAORR FER YAR TARROR

HAR IS A PARSON THOT I DON'T TANK IS A VARY STRUNG LEEDER CUZ I'M A LIBERAL AND HE DOESN'T PLAY THE SAX WILE IN OFFICE    CLOOK HAR

I THENK HIS A TERRIBLE LEEDER TWO CAZ I'M A LIBERAL AND I'M ALI-WIZ RITE!  CLENK HIRE

MA FRYEND HELLERY IS A GOD COAKE..I MEAN KOOK...I MEAN COOK..OH...JUST CLUCK HER.... CLUCK HEORR

YOU KNOW...LEFE CAN BE FROSTRATING!

WL:  HEY...NOW YOUR GETTING IT!

LIBBY:  HAY...WHAT DID YA MEEN BI THOT!  YA SAD THOT JEST BECAZ YER A PARANOID CONSERVATIVE THOT ALWAYS SAYS MEEN AND CRUEL THANGS TWO US SMERT PEOPLE!  HITLER...THOTS WATT YER 'R......HITLER...HITLER...HITLER....

WL:  REALLY LIBBY, .... I WAS NOT TRYING TO OFFEND YOU.  BUT FACE IT....YOU REALLY ARE A BAAAAAAAAAD
SPELLER AND I AM NOT SAYING THIS BECAUSE I AM
A "MEAN, CRUEL, BRUTAL, AND HITLERIAN 
CONSERVATIVE LIKE ALL YOU LIBERALS CLAIM.....

LIBBY:  YA JEST HEAVE CLASS ENVIE CAZ I'M SMERTER, HOVE MOOR MONEY THANE YA, I KNOW MILOSEVIC,  AND HAVE LETS AND LETS OF LIVERS! hiccup AND ANETHER THANG...WHY ARE YA SO PARANOID AND TRY TO TAKE AWAY ALL OF MA...hiccup.....LEAVERS...I MEAN....LIVERS!

WL:  I REALLY HATE TO DISAPPOINT YOU, LIBBY, BUT I DO NOT ENVY YOU...ESPECIALLY ON TEST DAY....!

LIBBY:  OH....GO FIGHT YER STEW-PT WHORRS...I MEAN WARES...I MEAN.....OH...JUST FARGOT IT.....

I'M SERRY...I'M OUTTA THAME FER TADAY...
I LEAVE YA WIT WON OF MA FEVERITE PACTURES OF A FEMOUS PARSON WHO IS A TRULY BEEUTAFUL AND CAMPLATLY ENNOSENT HUMAN BEING WHO IS CARRONTLY BAING TRITTED MAST UNJESTLY AND UNFARLY....  ENJOY THIS BEEUTY OF A PICK....
.CLONK HERE   FOR 

WL:  HUH?

TUNE IN NEXT WEAK WHEN LIBBY ANSWERS THE QUESTION      
"WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW WITH 
SADDAM...THE FORMER  HEAD OF THE STATE OF IRAQ?"
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